Saturday, December 30, 2017

DEC 30 2017
PUPPIES--- WOW... WITH THE BRUTAL TEMP, THEY ARE LOOSE IN TH E HOUSE...( MEANING I AM BACK WEARING LEATHER 
CHAPS ON MY LOWER LEGS..).-- THEY ARE VERY  BEHIND IN THEIR SOCIAL SKILLS..  CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS - 
BUT TRAINING HAS TO BE AHEAD OF BOTH...  HANDLING PUPS COMES FIRST - WAY AHEAD OF LAUNDRY FOLDING AND FLOOR 

MOPPING WITH THE FANCY STEAM MOPPER....-- THOSE THINGS MUST BE DONE WHILE THE PUPS ARE SLEEPING... IF THEY ARE AWAKE AND ROAMING AROUND.. THERE ARE THINGS TO DO..... MEGASN IS NOW COMING IN TO MARCH THEM AROUND THE FIREPPLACE ( TOO COLD OUTSIDE) ---  WHEN SHE DID THAT YESTERDAY, I NOTICED THEY AVE NO RESPECT FOR TEH TAPPING OF THE SPOON ON THE CONTAIINER.. WHICH MEANS THEY ARE NOT BEING SPOON FED PROPERLY... INITIAL SPOON FEEDONG IS SHOVE AS FAST AS TEH OPEN MOUTHS APPEAR-- LIKE BABY BIRDS-- HOWEVER... WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET TO NAMING EACH ONE AS THE SPOON GETS SHOVED-- THEREBY MAKING PROGRESS TOWARD THE "WAIT" COMMAND SO USEFUL WHEN IT COMES TO ENTERING AND EXITING A CAR...
IF THE OBJECT WAS TO SHOVE FOOD AT THEM, WE COULD SAVE TIMEE AND PUT IT IN A DISH... WHENEVER YOU HANDLE
 AN ANIMAL YOU ARE TRAINING IT--INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO WAIT FOR A COOKIE TO BE PLACEDD IN THEIR MOUTHS
 .........THEY ARE LEAPING AT MY FINGERS SO THAT I NEED TO GO BACK TO THE SPOON BEFORE I LOOSE TOO MUCH BLOOD 
 ON THEIR TINY CANINE TEETH.
MY FAULT-- I WAS NOT WATCHING TO BE SURE PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF THE EXERCISE...
I WOULD BET A PLUG NICKLE THAT  TEH PUP JERI TOOK WITH HER IS FAR BETTER STARTED THAN OUR SIX.  GOTTA 
PLAY CATCH UP...  I AM ON IT NOW.
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 LINDA BROUGHT US AROUND TO  SDP'S BASIC PURPOSE----  WITH  HER DESCRIPTION OF A RECIPIENT SHE MET 
WHO BURST INTO TEARS AT THE THRILL OF  GETTING AROUND ENOUGH TO FOLD LAUNDRY.... THAT GOES BACK TO 
YESTERDAYS DD ABOUT THE THRILL I HAD IN THE MRI MACHINE TO BE TOLD.... "OK.. NOW  YOU MAY SWALLOW" 
  AND WHAT IS REALLY CRITICAL IN THE THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR.---- I HAVE THE TENDENCY TO BE THANKFUL FOR 
THE FACT THAT COSTCO NOW SELLS PRIME ROAST BEEF, WHEN IN FACT I SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR  THE FACT
 I HAVE  A PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH.
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MY MONUMENTAL DECISION YESTERDAY WAS TO SEND OUT 3 SAMPLE PACKETS TO OTHER EXPLORE CANINE CAMERA
 PEOPLE WITH SOME OF OUR POO PICKERS--    I DO THINK WE HAVE THE FINEST POO SYSTEM-  I WROTE A LETTER TO
 INCLUDE WITHT TEH PICKERS-- THEN THREW IT OUT AS TOO LONG FOR ANYONE TO READ..  THEN I THOUGHT... NO....
 THE DD--- SO HERE'S WHAT I DECIDED NOT TO SEND BECAUSE IT IS TOO LONG.
AN IDEA TO SHARE---
I WOULD NEVER PORTEND  TO BE AN EXPERT  ON MUCH OF ANYTHING... WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF 
 “THE PICKING OF THE POO”  ...  MOSTLY BUT NOT  LIMITED TO... DOG ELIMINATIONS. 
I FEEL I MUST SHARE MY QUALIFICATIONS - YEARS AGO AS COMPUTERS BEGAN TO HAVE  A MOUSE... THERE WAS A GREAT 
NEED FOR SOMEONE TO PROVIDE A MOUSE  FOR A PHOTOSHOOT  AT MANY STUDIOS IN BOSTON..  ARMED WITH ONE OF 
THOSE  WIRE  SCREEN UMBRELLAS DESIGNED TO KEEP FLYS OFF BBQ FOOD,  PLUS   A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. I WOU LD 
GO TO THE STUDIOS WITH SOME MICE... EITHER   WHITE STORE BOUGHT-OR  GREY BARN TRAPPED.  ALL NAMED “MICKEY” , 
THEY  WERE  KEPT ON THE PHOTO SET BY THE  “FOOD UMBRELLA”  TIL IT WAS IN THE RIGHT POSITION... I WOULD FLIP UP 
THE UMBRELLA AS THEY SNAPPED THE SHOT SEEN ROUND THE WORLD IN TECH MAGANEZINES--   THE TINY BIT OF 
“BROWN RICE” MICKEY  OFTEN LEFT BEHIND WAS EASILY SCOOPED WITH  TIOLET PAPER - I WOULD BE HANDED A CHECK 
FOR $150. F0R MY  EXPERTISE IN THE MAMAGEMENT OF  NOT ONLY MICKEY, BUT THE BROWN RICE TEHFOR 2 MINUTES 
“WORK” AND TAKE MICKEY  HOME TO TURN LOOSE IN THE BARN- INTO AN ALREADY ESTABLISHED COMMUNITY OF 
 BI COLORED MIC.E.
ON THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM,  I WAS CALLED ONTO SUPPLY A SHAMPOO’D COW TO WORK WITH JERRY VAN DYKE 
 IN A STUDIO IN BOSTON..IT WAS APPROPRIAELY  CALLED -“HIGH OUTPUT” ...    BEING THE EXPERT THAT I WAS CONSIDERED 
TO BE,  NO ONE QUESTIONED THE  6 BAGS OF KITTY LITTER I STACKED IN THE CORNER--  I KNEW AHEAD OF TIME
THAT-BECAUSE OF THE SPLATTER FACTOR.... IT TAKES 35 POUNDS OF KITTY LITTER PER COW, PER HOUR TO CONTAIN THE 
FLUIDS AND SEMI FLUIDS   THUS PRODUCED.  I KNOW THESE THINGS.
I HAVE LECTURED INTERNATIONALLY ON THE TOPIC OF POO COLLECTION- LAST TIME IN TORONTO, MY CO- SPEAKER
 PRESENTED A  METAL CHUNKY VOMIT PICKER. THIS WAS DECLARED NOT AS EFFICIENT AS MY  POO PICKERS BECAUSE 
ONCE USED  YOU WERE LEFT WITH A VERY DIRTY CHUNKY VOMIT PICKER.
SDP’S PICKERS WERE ALSO CITED FOR THE FACT THAT ANY ORGANIATION  COULD INVOLVE  THEIR INTERESTED PUBLIC 
 BY GETTING THEM  TO MAKE UP THE 3 X 6 CARDBOARDS OUT OF THEIR MORNING CEREAL BOXES--- 4 CARDBOARDS WITH 
A FOLDED GROCERY BAG BETWEEN THEM  SLIPS NICELY IN TO A PERSON’S BACK POCKET.                                                                                                                                       
THEY MAY PRODUCE PERSONALIED POO PICKERS BY WRITING FUNNY THINGS ON THE  CARDBOARD TO CHEER THE 
PICKERS OF POO.       SUPER POO’S  HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HAVE A WET WIPE  BETWEEN THE CARDBOARDS TOO..
 FOR HAND OR FLOOR WIPING.  
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 WE HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE AT THE MOMENT...  :)

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