SHE ONLY CUT HER TOE"-- BIG DISAPPOINTMENT--SOUNDS STRANGE... BUT AS SIZZLE WALKED AROUHG THE LIGHT GREY FLOOR OF THE KITCHEN SHE WAS LEAVING BEHIND RED BLOOD SPOTS.. I WAS HOPING IT WAS A DRIP FROM HER PUPPY PRODUCING DEPARTMENT...HOWEVER.. SHE ONLY CUT HER TOE.
THERE AE A FEW NEWCOMMERS ON THIS LIST SO -- A QUICK EDUCATION.... I AM HOPING TO BREED SIZZLE AS SOON AS SHE COMES IN HEAT-- WHICH WOULD BE SIGNALED BY --- THE RED DRIP--- THIS RED COLORED DRIP GETS EVERYONE ALL EXCITED-- PEOPLE THAT IS---IT REALLY IS NOT AS EXCITING TO AN ENTIRE DOG-- LIKE BENTLEY-- YOU MIGHT SAY IT MAKES HIM CURIOUS-- AND IF HE IS POLITELY CURIOUS THERE IS NO PROBLEM... THIS 5 day drip IS WHERE DOGS ARE SUPERIOR TO MANY OTHER MAMMALS LIKE HUMANS... WITH TEH RED DRIP SHE IS JUST NOT INTERESTED AND SHOULD BENTELY GET TOO INTERESTED HE WOULD GET BITTEN. HE HAS FATHERED ALOT OF PUPPIES, SO HE KNOWS TEH RULES- WAIT TIL SHE SAYS YES. OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT LOOSE PART OF YOUR FACE.
WHEN THE DRIP TURNS TO A BROWNISH COLOR SHE WILL CHANGE HER MIND- AT WHICH POINT SHE WILL STAND STILL, MOVE HER TAIL SIDEWAYS AND NOT BITE HIM. THAT BROWN DRIP WILL LAST A FEW DAYS, THEN LIKE A SWITCH TURNING OFF, SHE WILL GO BACK TO BITING - 63 DAYS LATER SHE WILL BE A MOTHER. AND FATHER WILL BE BACK PEEING ON TREES.
THERE ARE A couple odd twists- which will be hard to describe and not be deleted with spam filters.
many dog breeders go thru all sorts of microscopes and drip colledtions-- when i started i thought all that was necessary-- i assumed mommy nature needed a microscope somewhere i guess.. however time has taught me- just ask any resident male-- like bentley-- his accuracy is unfailing and an awfully lot cheaper.
As for the biting.... many dog breeders muzzle the female- just as humans often do to humans -- i think mommy nature has it under control- and i never muzzle --i always allow the female to make the decision "to tooth or not to tooth" that is her question.
THE MOST PEQUILIAR PART IS- IF HE IS SUCCESSFUL IN PLACING HIS LITTLE SWIMMERS WHERE THEY OUGHT TO GO....SHE OR HE HANGS ON JUST TO GET THE LAST DRIP IF SWIMMERS OUT OF THE CONTAINER. THIS SITUATION CALLED "TIED" AND MUST LAST AT LEAST 5 MINUTES ( OUR RECORD IS 51 MINUTES) - AS A WOMAN, IT IS COMICAL TO SEE THE FEMALE IN TOTAL CONTROL -- OFTEN WANDERING AROUND WHILE THE BEST HE CAN DO IS TO RUN BACKWARDS... AT ONE POINT A " HE" MISCALCULATED AND GOT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A METAL FENCE POST- AND THE ONLY THING AROUND THE FENCE POST WAS ... HIM...
I OFTEN WONDER WHERE THE COMMON EXPRESSIONS CAME FROM "I'M ALL TIED UP" -- OR "I'M FIT TO BE TIED" OR "HE'S ALL BALLED UP" COMMON EXPRESSIONS USED IN POLITE SSOCIETY WHICH YOU WILL NOW NEVER HEAR AGAIN WITHOUT SMILING.
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
march 27 2019