Sunday, April 28, 2019

april 28 2019

I AM AMAZED AT THE SIZE OF POLICE - MEN--  THE POLICE-WOMEN SEEM OF A MORE NORMAL SORT....   LAST TIME I HAD OCCASION TO HAVE SOME  POLICE-MEN  IN THIS ROOM,.... 2 OF THEM FILLED TEH ROOM.... .- AND THEY WERE FIT-  I AM NOT SURE THEY WERE HIRED BECAUSE OF THERI SIZE - LIKE THOSE FOOTBALL  PLAYERS IN TEH FRONT LINE... THESE GUYS WERE HUGE.  VERY PLEASENT, SMILING -- BUT NOT THE  TYPE ANIMAL WITH WHICH ONE WOULD CHOOSE TO DISAGREE..
MADE ME REMEMBER THE  STORY OF MY ARREST- WHICH MOST OF YOU HAVE HEARD--INADVERTENT CONTEMPT OF COURT ON A LEASH LAW VIOLATION....,  REFUSING TO DRIVE TO TEH POLICE STATION AFTER COCKTAIL HOUR,MUG SHOT -- FINGERPRINT- BEHIND BARS---  SCROUNGING AROUND FOR  ANOTHER $6  TO MAKE BAIL...
I DID WRITE TO THE CHIEF AND TELL HIM WHAT A GOOD JOB HIS OFFICER HAD DONE WITH A MORE THAN SLIGHTLY TIPSY  "SUSPECT" .

WHAT I DO DISAGREE WITH IS THE SIZE THEY MAKE THE  POLICE OFFICER'S SHIRTS-- THEY SHOULD NOT MAKE SHIRTS TO ACCOMODATE TEH PENDULOUS  ABDOMEN OF SOME OF THESE GUYS- IT WOULD BE A WAY OF NOT HAVING TO HIRE A GUY WHO CAN NOT RUN MORE THAN 20 FEET.
 TEH FIRE DEPT GETS AROUND ALL THAT WITH THE  "CLIMB THE LADDER RULE... WHERE  HIRIES  FOR OPENERS, MUST BE ABLE TO CARRY  THE 85 POUNDS OF THEIR EQUIPPMENT  UP A LADDER-- I KNOW BECAUSE TEY PUT THE EQUIPMENT ON ME AND I HAD ALL I COULD DO TO STAND  IN ONE PLACE.. 
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IT IS ALOT MORE REASSURING TO HAVE THOSE BIG FIT POLICE-PERSONS ON CALL-- I TRY AND STAY ON TEH GOOD SIDE OF THEM BY HANDING OUT ROLLS OF LIFE SAVORS TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE CONTROLLING TRAFFIC.
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THEY ARE- ON OCASSION LIFE SAVERS... AS ARE THEIR CANINE PARTNERS--- LAST NIGHT'S MIDNIGHT  TV VIEWING WAS 2 FULL MILITARY TYPE   FUNERALS FOR 2 POLICE DOGS SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY. 
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MOST OF YOU ALSO KNOW--- WE HAVE TEH ULTIMATE IN POO PICKING DEVICES..  AFTER YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH POO COLLECTION OF ALL TYPES, CUTTING YOUR MORNING CEREAL BOX INTO 3" X 6" CARDBOARDS TO BE  EASILY KEPT IN YOUR  BACK POCKET WITH A GROCERY BAG- WILL COVER MOST DEPOSITS..  OF DOGS...
NOW FOR OTHER POO EXP[ERIENCES OF MINE....
MAYBE YOU ALL DON'T KNOW... YET....   BUT IT TAKES 35 POUNDS OF KITTY LITTER  PER COW.. PER HOUR.. TO CONTAIN TEH MISC FLUIDS PRODUCED BY A COW ON  A HARD SURFACE LIKE A STAGE OR CITY SIDEWALK...

AT THE OTHER END OF TEH SPECTUM IS MY HANDLING OF ALL THE MOUSE JOBS  TO PRODUCE TEH ADS FOR A NEW ITEM CALLED A COMPUTER  MOUSE... LONG TIME AGO... BUT NO ONE IN THE AD AGENCIES OR PHOTO STUDIOS WERE WILLING TO HANDLE THE MICE-- OR THE POO THEY PRODUCED.... FORTUNATELY... SO THEY CALLED  "ANIMAL EPISODES"  ...(ME) - I WOULD GO TO A PET STORE AND BUY 2 MICE FOR ABOUT $1.59- GATHER UP MY SCREENED "UMBRELLA" THING THAT WOULD KEEP FLYS OFF THE BBQ CHICKEN at a picnic..... - PICK UP ONE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND ARRIVE  AT THE STUDIO....  WHERE I WOULD PUT THE MOUSE ON THE SET.. CONTAined by the screened net til it was in teh right position... i would snatch up teh umbrella-- tehy woud take the shot-- i'd  maybe wipe away 2 or 3 pieces of  brown rice type poo with teh toilet paper--- collect $150.00 check-  and smile all the way home... many   many  times. 

somewhere i have a picture of the wife of a sizaqble boston firm standing with a bucket  behind jerry van dyke- and a cow... in a studio 

janine with a bucket full of carrots wandering around teh dining room of a first class boston hotel.  also wandering  there was a donkey.. the carrots were a ruse--- janine  is quick-- dump the carrots- and catch whatever  is happening.

there are many many stories...

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