Monday, November 4, 2019

nov 4 2019

PAM EXPLAINS TO ME -- EVERYONE HAS COMPUTER PROBLEMS, I SHOULD JUST ACCEPT IT. I ACTUALLY THINK COMPUTERS ARE  A  FIENDISH PLAN OF TEH MARITAN SPIES WHO LANDED IN AREA 51 LONG AGO IN AN EFFORT TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET-  BUT AFTER STUDYING THE POPULATION, THEY LEFT- LEAVING A HALF BAKED "SYSTEM" AS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR NOT OBEYING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.

I REMEMBER...  BACK WHEN COMPUTERS WERE THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE AND WE WORE HAIR NETS AND SLIPPERS-- THE FIRST PROGRAM I WROTE-- IN "FORTRAN" IN PUNCH CARDS--- THIS BIG FANCY COMPUTER ( AT MIT)  PRINTED MY NAME OUT 25 TIMES INSTEAD OF DOING WHATEVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO.
I WAS MISSING A COMMA SOMEWHERE-  I SHUDA QUIT THEN.
 REAL LIFE AND REAL PEOPLE  MAKE ALLOWENCES FOR THE OCASIONAL TYPO AND MIS SPELLING
AS YOU READ THIS-- YOU M,AKE ADJUSTMENTS FOR THE FACT THAT MY TYPING, ENGLISH, OR SPELLING IS ANYTHING BUT PERFECT.  AND YOU GO ON.
NOT SO WITH COMPUTERS    . ONE LOUSY TYPO IN A PASSWORD- AND  THIS UNFORGIVING MONSTER WITH WHICH I MUST DEAL DAILY JUST GRINS AT ME WITH A SERIES OF 
WRONG PASSWORD
DID YOU FORGET YOUR PASSWORD?.. 
shame on you 
TRY ANOTHER
SORRY.
NO NOT THAT ONE
you used that one.
 YOU MUST HAVE 8 CHARActors\
not those characters
where did you grow up?
whaddia mean  "no where yet?"

meatcutter steve had a wonderful you- tube he was to send me-- it must have been  monty python with the new computer-.. simplty a book  to which they applied computer terms as they flipped pages...- i laughed long and hard-- still laughing- as they close a file and then can not get it open...and  i am still waiting for steve to send me the link.. does anyone else know the skit ???  it was a good one.
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which brings me to the ... just the faCTS--  FROM THE OLD TV SHOW-- JUST TEH FACTS.  I HAVE A LARGE "BEEF" GOING.  THE INTERPRETATION OF A FACT IS A TERRIBEL RUMOR GENERATOR AROUND HERE.. 
 TEH CLASSIC ONE IS HOODSIE- WITH A RUNNY  EYE-  "HOODSIE HAS A PROBLEM WITH IS EYE,- WHITE DOGS DO YOU KNOW"  SO HOODSIEIS RUMORED TO BE  BLIND AND DEAF...  IS GIVEN AWAY-- AND I INSISTED HE BE PROMPTLY RETURNED - TOOK HIM tO THE CANINE EYE DOCTOR - HE HAD A TYOPICAL EYE INFECTION-- BUT HE WAS NEARLY GIVEN AWAY. BEAUSE SOMEONE KNEW ONE SMALL FACT ABOUT WHITE DOGS...
ME---- "THE ELECTRICITY  IS OUT BECAUSE WE ARE THE LAST ONES ON TEH LINE"-- i said that  and sat around in teh dark for a couple hours-- decided to call my pRENTS IN NEW YORK FOR LACK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.. ONLY TO FIND THEY WERE OUT OF ELECTRICITY TOO.  THE ENTIRE NORTH EAST WAS DARK.. I KNEW -- WE WERE AT TEH END OF THE IPSWICH LINE-- AND ASSUMED...

SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE READ  SENTANCES ( NOT EVEN ENTIRE  TRAINING BOOKS) AND TEHY LEARN A FEW BUZZ WORDS. SOCIALIZING IS A BIG ONE.  "I AM GALD TO SEE YOU TAKE SIZZLE AND BENTLEY IN THE CAR  IT WILL HELP WITH THEIR SOCIALIZATION"--

YESTERDAY
"TEH GOAT AND BLUEBERRY GOT OUT OF THE NEW PEN-- YOU REALLY SHOULD ASK SOMEONE TO WALK TEH FENCE AND SEE IF THERE IS ANY OPENING "   
 AND  TEH BAD ONE...   LAST NIGHT- I WATCHED THE NEW PUPS HAVING BOWEL MOVEMENTS-- AND IT WAS CLEAR MUCUS-  I WAS NOT TOLD BECAUSE " PUPS ALWAYS HAVE LOOSE WIERD STOOLS"  NOT TRUE-- SO I STARTED ASKING AROUND-- BECAUSE OF TEH SHIFTING PERSONELL NO ONE PERSON MADE NOTE OF IT.. AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN A "NORMAL"  STOOL OUT OF THIS LITTER.... EVER....   TEH PUPS LOOK HEALTHY  BUT THOSE STOOLS SURE DON'T AND IF THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN RIGHT , DO WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM? 

THERE YOU HAVE IT... THAT IS MY BIGGEST  WORRY OF THE DAY... 
 SHlT OF ONE KIND OR ANOTHER IS A BIG DEAL AROUND  HERE.

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